Estrogen Side Effects

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Estrogen Side Effects

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An Archive friend, who happens to go by the name MrT, sent me this and I found it very funny. That's because I could see myself in some of these. I've added my own comments in bold, red type:

10 Estrogen Side-Effects that indicate a problem:

1.Everyone around you is an idiot, and you can't understand why. I was somewhat surprised to find myself feeling this way at the office today! I was mostly think of some of my male coworkers 😄 Overall, though, the men in my office are gems.

2.You're adding chocolate syrup to your potato chips. I have been eating more potato chips and chocolate. So far, I haven't combined them. That might be my downfall as far as weight control goes. A girl does have to watch her figure, after all. :)

3.You consistently blame the dryer for shrinking all your jeans. Ah...Yes! I won't go into what that means. 😄

4.Your partner cowers in fear in the corner. Damn, if only I had a partner that would cower adorably for me. Just kidding, of course, on the cowering part.

5.Your cell phone bill is high because you report truck drivers on their "Hows my driving line" daily. I've done related things.

6.When people talk, you ignore them and visualize physically harming the person. Not so far, but be forewarned. 😄

7.You're convinced your family has been abducted by Aliens whom are from "planet-annoying". I wondered about this one long before I started estrogen.

8.Your Pets refuse to come out from under the bed. No pets at home, although I am considering a cat or fish. Either could find places to hide.

9.You leave work believing co-workers are conspiring against you. They aren't??

10.The Wine you bought yesterday is gone. All 4 bottles of it. Not a problem so far.
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