bust a nut

[twaddler (imported)]

source (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080831/od ... IbdiurADW7 oF)

ALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

[Kangan (imported)]

source (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080831/od ... IbdiurADW7 oF)

ALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

You might say that "he screwed up his penis."

[twaddler (imported)]

Bah.. screw him.

[incuse (imported)]

Bah.. screw him.

yay! He's a nut.

[Dave (imported)]

what was that advertising jingle?

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't?

[chilliwilli (imported)]

what was that advertising jingle?

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't?

here's an older one.

"Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posey ashes, ashes"...you know the rest.

the disgruntled domestic

chilli-

[nullorchis (imported)]

My tube, his tube, your tube. Why isn't this on U-Tube? All the dumb cell phone still and videos being posted and yet nothing posted of this important piece of news.

Poo. Photos and video need to be posted so that other's don't make the same mistake.

can you just imagine being on the paramedic response team, or in the hospital.

People have real serious problems, and this guy has a metal nut stuck on his penis.

Think the wedding is off? now that all the blood has been drained from his pee pee. ?