social security

[twaddler (imported)]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

[tugon (imported)]

Thanks, tanglog ROTFLMAO.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

That was a good one, thanks for posting it.

[kennath7 (imported)]

yes it was

[JesusA (imported)]

Have you been talking to my wife???

[Dave (imported)]

mean woman... funny joke!

[Blaise (imported)]

Sharing that one with all my friends. Thanks.