Of Orchids and Testes

[moi621 (imported)]

Yoli, is that the woman that chased the preacher around the church and finally caught him by the ORGAN?

I did ! I laughed out loud and no one around to hear.

Thank You for the laugh

[nullorchis (imported)]

I started this thread and it sure went the course.

I got tired of my e-name: 2deadnuts.

If they were really dead they would have been buried or cremated earlier this year.

They just don't work any more.

I changed my e-name to: nullorchis.

I can also be found at nullorchis@gmail.com

I remain anonymous for the usual reasons.

"Null" is for

1. without value, effect, consequence, or significance.

2. being or amounting to nothing; nil; lacking; nonexistent.

3. being or amounting to zero.

Orchis for:

The Greek word "orchis" which was their word for testicle.

I am Now up to my 5th week on testosterone gel.

It's been a bit of a roller coaster since I went from "low T" (don't know the number yet) to taking 1% 5grams Testin a day.

Will see Dr. next Monday; lab test probably won't be back til mid-week.

From this we can gauge how much T I need daily/every other day/etc. to keep my bones from crumbling to pieces yet keep me out of sexual purgatory.

Hopefully it won't take too long to find a happy medium (which this time does not mean a gay fortune teller).

[mrt (imported)]

The one whereat I worship (and warble in the choir), you silly wabbit.

(Protestant, despite being my born in Spain)

Pretty sizable congregation too, with a fair number of eligible bachelors. Hmmmm...They DO pay court, maybe I should...

Nope, happy with my current "arrangements".

What's sometimes funny and often a pain in the hiney are the older mothers (and a couple of dads) in the congregation who bug me to date their sons. Some are really pushy.

One woman got angry with me in front of a lot of people at a post-service luncheon. She confronted me as I was enjoying some great BBQ and VERY loudly accused me of being a snob 'cause I politely declined a date with her Dear Son, Fauntleroy Algernon Beanblossom III (not really his name, and a nice enough guy, for a mama's boy wimp.) I replied that he'd be a good catch except that she came along as part of the package. I'm a baaaaaaad girl...but the others laughed her out of the hall.

Yoli

Probably not the marrying kind, given my "hobbies".

Whew! You ducked him but what about his cousin Lord Plushbottom?

[mrt (imported)]

I started this thread and it sure went the course.

I got tired of my e-name: 2deadnuts.

If they were really dead they would have been buried or cremated earlier this year.

They just don't work any more.

I changed my e-name to: nullorchis.

I can also be found at nullorchis@gmail.com

I remain anonymous for the usual reasons.

"Null" is for

1. without value, effect, consequence, or significance.

2. being or amounting to nothing; nil; lacking; nonexistent.

3. being or amounting to zero.

Orchis for:

The Greek word "orchis" which was their word for testicle.

I am Now up to my 5th week on testosterone gel.

It's been a bit of a roller coaster since I went from "low T" (don't know the number yet) to taking 1% 5grams Testin a day.

Will see Dr. next Monday; lab test probably won't be back til mid-week.

From this we can gauge how much T I need daily/every other day/etc. to keep my bones from crumbling to pieces yet keep me out of sexual purgatory.

Hopefully it won't take too long to find a happy medium (which this time does not mean a gay fortune teller).

Don't be afraid of those sexual feelings. I was freaked out when my typical reaction to the teenaged "sluts" went from "Does that girl's mother know how she dresses?" To "wow! she is C u t e !" I called it Puberty part Duex and here is the cool part. I was old enough the second time around to know better then to yell out the window or rush home and start playing with myself. Age (or it is maturity) has some benifits... Its too bad that we can't do Puberty and School later in life!

Anyway, get into a range where your mood improves, you energy comes back, and the mental fog burns off. Its all part of the package. Sure your going to see "sex" again but... That can have its benefits as well. Good luck with the Testim. *And be prepared to have your shoulders shaved! ha!

[mrt (imported)]

The only pigs we had were the one's with badges...and they did you instead of vice versa....ahh...we don't need no stickin' badges.

I guess it will be starbucks instead of the darn pool today, a little sleep always helps.

chilli-

cops = pigs? You must have never been mugged! Plus isin't that kinda 1960s shit?

Lets see what I remember "OFF THE PIGS!" "POWER TO THE PEOPLE - RIGHT ON" or was it RIGHT ARM!? "TUNE IN & DROP OUT" Making more room for people avoiding the draft by doing Collage Deferments.

I was a little bit too young to be on drugs (Plus I never cared for that kind of thing) so I'm one of the 7 people who remember the 1960s. Mostly people who didn't wash very often as I remember...

[chilliwilli (imported)]

cops = pigs? You must have never been mugged! Plus isin't that kinda 1960s shit?

Lets see what I remember "OFF THE PIGS!" "POWER TO THE PEOPLE - RIGHT ON" or was it RIGHT ARM!? "TUNE IN & DROP OUT" Making more room for people avoiding the draft by doing Collage Deferments.

I was a little bit too young to be on drugs (Plus I never cared for that kind of thing) so I'm one of the 7 people who remember the 1960s. Mostly people who didn't wash very often as I remember...

MrT

No I never was mugged, but I was raped twice, and had many close enounters, and your right calling the police "pigs" is sixties...shit ok. But you know when Fienstien closed the bath houses, that was eighties shit. And when I got raped there was no help before, during, or after. But I can handle it, I was born to take shit off this great nation, fight for this great nation, and pay taxes to this great nation...and now share my opinion...I guess I kinda have a right...now wouldn't you say?

Timothy Leary gave his last public appearence in my little town. He was the "Turn on, Tune in, drop out" dude you are refering to. But he was all into virtual reality just before he died. Whatever!

When you own the culture you can take it away at will. I'm not scared...are you?

The disgruntled domestic,

"Whiteys up my Moon"

chilli-

[chilliwilli (imported)]

MRT-

My neighboor is a police officer, a real nice guy...and I call him sir...it makes him smile, sexy guy too. But I can get under his skin too easy, then he's like putty in my hands, or he can get a bit jumpy...so I have to assure him that yes he is in control.

I refer to the police as the PO-PO. PO-PO is what the local indians call the police and I took to that.

Have you sent your eunuch flowers, on happy eunuchs day?

the disgruntled domestic

chilli-