Quick thinking?

[JesusA (imported)]

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After he finally got all settled in their seats and strapped in, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, ”No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

[Arab Nights (imported)]

That stopped any more conversation!

[Charis (imported)]

Good one, I'll be forwarding it to friends.

[tugon (imported)]

On a similar note I was told today by a 92 year old man that when he worked for a tire manufacturer one of the salesmen demonstrated a new machine. In the days before synthetic rubber they would use latex for tires and they branched out into other products. They began to make latex examination gloves and condoms. The staff gathered around and the machine began making condoms. One staffer asked why there was a strange noise after every fourth condom? The salesman explained that every fourth condom is pierced by a needle. A shocked staffer asked why and the salesman explained that they also make nipples for bottles.