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joydivision_27 (imported)
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Gay Wedding Rules

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Now that California is about to join Massachusetts in allowing gay marriage, it is important to establish some sensible rules & traditions:

Gay Wedding Rules

1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to
see each other at the gym.

2) Superstition suggests that, for good luck, the couple should have:
Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

3) It's customary, at gay and lesbian nuptials, for the parents to
have an open bar during the entire ceremony.

4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating
any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.

5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.

6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks,
flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always
thrown in the face of a hated rival.

8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least one go-go dancer.

9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's Hear It For
the Boy, It's Raining Men, or I Will Survive.

10) The father of the Bottom has to pay for everything!
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Re: Gay Wedding Rules

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XD lol! Good stuff. :)
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Good to know the rules. Now if I knew the rules on how to attract a groom.
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Re: Gay Wedding Rules

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Is it bad luck for the grooms to give the best men blow jobs?
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IbPervert (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:22 pm Is it bad luck for the grooms to give the best men blow jobs?

Only if I'm the best man. I'd prefer head from the grooms's sister 😛laugh:
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