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[twaddler (imported)]

# Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

# Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

# Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

# Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?

# Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

# Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

# An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.

A pessimist fears that this is true.

# There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.

# People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

# It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

# I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

# Indecision is the key to flexibility.

# It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

# In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

# I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I never got around to it.

# I am having an out of money experience.

# I am in shape. Round is a shape.

# A day without sunshine is like night.

# If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

# It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

# Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

# Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

# Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

# Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

[skivvynine (imported)]

These are great. Keep up the good work.

[Prudence (imported)]

These are great. Keep up the good work.

I second that!

Thanks, Tanglog, I really needed a laugh this morning and this provided it!