clubs

[Dave (imported)]

The Yoko Club? Oh no.

The German philosophy club? I. Kant.

The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me?

The Arafat club? Yessir.

The Alzheimer's club? Forget it.

The Ebert movie club? Roger.

The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life.

The Peter Pan club? Never. Never.

The Japanese theater club? Noh.

The quarterback club? I'll pass.

The Rhett Butler club? I don't give a damn.

The compulsive rhymers club? Okey-dokey.

The Spanish optimists club? Si.

The anti-perspirant club? Sure.

The pregnancy club? Conceivably.

The Procrastinator's Club Maybe next week

The Self Esteem Builders They wouldn't accept me anyway

The Agoraphobics Society Only if they meet at my house

The Co-Dependence Club Can I bring a friend?

The Prayer Group God willing!

[Allen (imported)]

Shouldn't we add a few? Such as:

The Eunuch Club? I'll do without.

The Penectomy Club? What club?

[Dave (imported)]

How about:

the Penectomy Club -- You used to be such a prick!

[BossTamsin (imported)]

The Sex Addicts Club? We'll see what comes up.

The Compulsive Masterbators Club? Have a hand in it.

The Indecisive Club? I'm not sure.

The Apathy Club? Who cares?

The OCD Club? Repeatedly.

The Absent-Minded Club? Huh?

The ADD Cl.... oooo, shiny.

[Dave (imported)]

The Golf Club -- Ironic