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twaddler (imported)
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Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Uh, sure.

Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's dick just to taste where you came from.

Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves].

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twaddler (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:25 am Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Uh, sure.

Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's dick just to taste where you came from.

Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves].

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Wow if that were true!!!, I've got lots of [beautiful] daughters so I'll have to send them to Turkey!!!😄
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Girl on cell: You don't play with my tits enough! You just go right to it, and avoid the girls! I need some titty action!

Suit on cell, listening: I gotta go, I have to try to pick this girl up. I've never had a better come-on line in my life!
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