The girl down by the barn

[Jenny (imported)]

I have just read the very very short story by PottledBenis

I have to say it really made me laugh, it was so well written and I did not expect the end.

But James in the story really got what he deserved, thank you

PottledBenis, looking forward to your next reddition

Jenny

[PottledBenis (imported)]

Hey thanks a lot Jenny!

I just joined and I am really glad you enjoyed my short little story

[Riven (imported)]

I agree Jenny, You can feel the punch line coming but it comes sooner than expected.

I have always had a deep mistrust of 'glory holes'. (For the uninitiated; a glory hole is a spy hole bored through the cubicle partition in a public toilet.) Glory holes are usually very small and only suitable for spying through, but occasionally, I have seen holes large enough and at a level which would allow a guy to put his penis through.

My sence of humour invents a new scene for The Fast Show (a UK television comedy sketch show) with 'Unlucky Alf' (a character always getting 'the fluffy end of the lollipop') wandering into a public lav. "Ooo look, A Gglory 'ole. Knowing my luck, I'll prob'ly get me knob stuck.... Still, might as well give it a go." Camera close up on side of Alf's concentrating face. (Sound effect: 'Zzzzzip..... ) Alf looks momentarily satisfied - he's obviously got his cock through the hole. Then his eyebrows raise and he starts to smile. Someone taken hold of his dick? (Sound effect; Swish..chop....plop) Alf starts. His smile changes into his usual, pained, resigned expression. He turns to camera... "Booger" he says. :-\

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

I also would feel too scared to do a "glory hole," but oddly enough, I would really love to do a guy through one. Something about the anonymity of it, really turns me on the idea of doing some guy who does not know me and who I do not know.

[Jenny (imported)]

I also would feel too scared to do a "glory hole," but oddly enough, I would really love to do a guy through one. Something about the anonymity of it, really turns me on the idea of doing some guy who does not know me and who I do not know.

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as a female I had anal sex at a very young age it was a very erotic experance for me and as the sperm went in I beleaved i would be pregmant

hehehehehh thanks for the story

[jamie6369 (imported)]

I too enjoyed this story.

Just goes to show, good things come in little packages!

[Riven (imported)]

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as a female I had anal sex at a very young age it was a very erotic experance for me and as the sperm went in I beleaved i would be pregmant

hehehehehh thanks for the story

That's very funny jenny . I remember some kid at school telling me that 'the woman' only conceives if she has an orgasm. I knew it wasn't true, but contractions of the uterus during orgasm probably do help the semen go in through the cervix, so there's probably an element of truth. But anal sex isn't a foolproof method of contraception. It's easy to get semen on the vulva when the guy pulls out, and it only takes a drip. Those sperm are determined little buggers