mom

[twaddler (imported)]

I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman I met at a bar. She looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - A mother and daughter threesome!

I said 'no', but she might be able to talk me into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into my eyes, she tells me, "Tonight's your lucky night." So we go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as we enter and she shouts upstairs,

"Mom! You still awake?"

[tugon (imported)]

I have not run that fast in years.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Thank you, just what I needed this Sunday morning.

River

[gigglegit (imported)]

Oh hell!

Gah, I keep picturing my own family members in this situation. Eyebleach, anyone? :/