Pros and Cons of Prostheses

[Toni (imported)]

I've also got fake testicles. Apart from being slighly smaller than my original pair , and they don't seem to hang as low, I can hardly notice any difference at all. My partener says she can't feel any difference at all! I haven't experienced any side effects from them. The best news is when I've been playing rugby, and been kicked between the legs, after the initial pain in the surrounding area, there's no long term throbbing (I know some of you enjoy the throbbing, but I don't).

[mrt (imported)]

I've also got fake testicles. Apart from being slighly smaller than my original pair , and they don't seem to hang as low, I can hardly notice any difference at all. My partener says she can't feel any difference at all! I haven't experienced any side effects from them. The best news is when I've been playing rugby, and been kicked between the legs, after the initial pain in the surrounding area, there's no long term throbbing (I know some of you enjoy the throbbing, but I don't).

And we can ride a horse and not feel crippled. I'm thinking maybe its time to start playing baseball again. I stopped after the 2nd or 3rd line drive nailed me in the balls. Now I suppose the worse that would happen is it would hit bounce off and maybe hit the batter....

Hummm... I'm starting to once again think of my Comic Book. SuperBalls man and Uber Testes! Balls to the wall! Baaaaarang!!!! kerbonk kerbonk kerbonk....

[devi (imported)]

Is there such a thing as transmitter testicles? You could grab your balls to open the garage, lock and unlock the car, change channels on the television, and with a hollow cane you could talk to your balls for a phone conversation. Why you could even recieve signals from outer space or else the mother superior.

[Kangan (imported)]

Is there such a thing as transmitter testicles? You could grab your balls to open the garage, lock and unlock the car, change channels on the television, and with a hollow cane you could talk to your balls for a phone conversation. Why you could even recieve signals from outer space or else the mother superior.

Wow! You need to patent that idea.

[littletits (imported)]

Why on earth would one put anythig foreign in their body that has no useful function. When I was intact I was not in the habit of showing off my balls to all and sundry and as Eunuch I am not in the habit of doing the same with my empty scrotum. Now if it was a hip replecement etc I could see the point.

All materials used in fake balls have the potential to cause plenty of problems down the road, will not make you a man again and I a sorry but I cannnot see the point. If its a self image issue you are only fooling yourself.

[AtomicMush (imported)]

After getting one or both nuts removed why in the world would anyone want them back, even if they were brass or even gold? I had one surgically removed last year due to cancer, and the other has shriveled and withdrawn into somewhere (maybe it is scared shitless, who knows...), and I have not seen or felt it in months. I love it. The empty baggy is a hassle, as it gets in the way at times, and I am going to ask my Doc to remove it this summer. The remaining orb has shrunken to a fraction of it's size right after the surgery. Hormone level aside, it's wonderful being nut-less. I am much more comfortable, and this has opened up many clothing options that are much more comfy.

If you are lucky enough to loose one or both, count your blessings. I personally do not miss them.