golf scores

[Dave (imported)]

The story is going around Washington DC that Condolezza Rice has learned golf and is now a big-time, real-deal golf nut. She's good and she really likes it.

So Condi and VP Cheney go out to Hidden Thunder Hills to play 18 and she shoots an 85 without handicap, Cheney does her one better! He shoots the legal limit - two hunters, three game wardens and a cow!

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Thanks go out to Tom Lehrer. --FLO--

[transward (imported)]

I believe Tom Leher's was two game wardens, seven hunters and a purebred Gurnsey Cow. And he lost his licence, cows were out of season and one of the hunters wasn't insured.

Thought I was one of the few old enough to remember Tom Leher. Thanks for the memory.

Transward

[Dave (imported)]

the joke needs a rythmic line to end it.

"Shoots the legal limit - his caddy." isn't funny.

you could say - "A cow, three kitty cats and a badger"

or maybe - two squirrels, seven rabbits and a drooling, droopy dog"

But the punchline has to have a rythym for it to be funny.