Seven Kinds of Sex

[Kangan (imported)]

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of

sex happens when you First meet someone and you both

have sex until you are blue in the Face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is

when you have been with Your partner for a short time

and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even

in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is

when you have been with your partner for a long time.

Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have

sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is

when you have been with your partner for too long.

When you pass each other in the hallway you both

say "SCREW YOU."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which

means you get Nun in the morning. Nun in the after-

noon. Nun at night. (Very Popular).

The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This

is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes

you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is

called: Social Security Sex.

You get a little each month, but not enough to live

on.

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Anybody think of a few more?

[Riverwind (imported)]

Thank you,

Now I know where I am, I am in the seventh hell of sex.

River

[george2u2 (imported)]

What!!! No IRS sex? I'm ure that was missed somewhere.

Hallway sex? We always called it oral sex when you just jell Fuck you when we see each other.

[Kangan (imported)]

What!!! No IRS sex? I'm ure that was missed somewhere.

Hallway sex? We always called it oral sex when you just jell Fuck you when we see each other.

I never said that there were only seven kinds of sex. I've been screwed by the IRS too!