A Special Set Of Rules For Men

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A Special Set Of Rules For Men

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A SPECIAL SET OF RULES FOR MEN

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules

4. If the Females suspects the Male is making some sense of The Rules, she will immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If the Female says or does something that could be interpreted as being wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male, who doesn’t abide by The Rules, obviously can’t take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. It is the job of The Female to regularly remind the Male that he obviously can’t take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

16. Any attempt by The Male to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

17. At no time can the Male make such comments as “Insignificant” and “Is that all?” when the Female is complaining.

SPECIAL RULE: If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void!
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what are the rules for eunuch male relationships? the idea of women don't thrill me too much....
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A special remark ---

The females know the reality very well, but the best of all is ...the famales say these rules are made by men. So they have the right to complain, to demand money and to dominate at the same time.
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Not a bad reason to blow the females head off with an axe. You could also put 'em in a bag and throw 'em in the river.
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hear hear numnuts. The truly sad part is people would claim you were the criminal, heh.
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I was onc told that if women didn't have a pussy, there'd be a bounty on them.
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blah feminism.....anyway howcome after women were *freed*by feminism all they did was complain???? HMMMMMMM....

seriously we need a mans revolution i cant remember the specific address, its written down somplace..let me go check...

later for this..

http://eternalbachelor.blogspot.com/<<< CHECK THIS OUT SUGAR CUBES...

This guy makes me laugh so much, i salute you...........
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Re: A Special Set Of Rules For Men

Post by Gerslave (imported) »

There is a another website with some interesting essays, contributions....

http://www.backlash.com

Sometimes the political background of some authors there is disturbing
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