the first says to his mates "when I finish making love to my wife,I breath gently on her neck and she lifts 6 inches off the bed in ecstasy!",
the second says "that's nothing ; when I finish making love to my wife, I play gently with her breasts and she lifts 10 inches off the bed in ecstasy!",
the third man says "I can beat you two easily! when I finish making love my wife, I wipe my cock on her nightie and she hits the roof!"
(figured some levity would balance the scales after some rather angry feelings recently...
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