Reactions at the sight of an empty baggie.

[Beau Geste (imported)]

Yoli--

I didn't mean to imply that you were out shopping for a rocker or anything like that. It's possible for a woman to be a grandmother in her early thirties, but I realize you aren't, and you don't look to be "of a certain age."

As I understand it, granny sex is usually considered to be intimacy between a younger man and a somewhat older woman, probably a woman over forty years old. I thought you were thinking in terms of something similar, only with both participants being women.

You can do a search on "granny sex" on Google or Yahoo, and see how the subject is approached. I would guess there are hundreds of web pages about these types of sexual encounters.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli--

I didn't mean to imply that you were out shopping for a rocker or anything like that. It's possible for a woman to be a grandmother in her early thirties, but I realize you aren't, and you don't look to be "of a certain age."

As I understand it, granny sex is usually considered to be intimacy between a younger man and a somewhat older woman, probably a woman over forty years old. I thought you were thinking in terms of something similar, only with both participants being women.

You can do a search on "granny sex" on Google or Yahoo, and see how the subject is approached. I would guess there are hundreds of web pages about these types of sexual encounters.

Beau,

I understand that you weren't implying anything, although I DO have two rocking chairs. One is an old-fashioned one I bought at an antique auction and the other is some sort of space-age contraption. It was custom-built for BigGuy's late father...have no idea by whom, and it is amazing. It even has a massage function.

In a few years I'll BE forty...nooooooo! I doubt my sexual appetites will diminish and I intend to keep my face and figure (also hair, hands, feet, elbows,) in top shape. Looking at my mom tells me the genetics are there for me!

I've only recently had fantasies re initiating a younger male (or female) into the wonderful world of great sex, but only one of legal age! Of course, there is the occasional castration component sneaking into the mix. Frankly, I try to suppress that. Since my castration kink has it roots in the near-rape I endured at age 13 there's no inclination for gratuitous and random castrations of innocent males, especially younger ones.

Weather report: By this date, last year, San Antonio had marked 29 days of temps of 90F or above. This year, to date...NONE! Hurrah! Right now, at 6:47 PM, the temp is 71F with a light breeze. We have the windows open, the fans turning, the hibachi lighted, the shrimp, chicken liver, and bacon combo kebabs marinating, the avocados sliced, the gazpacho made, and the top-shelf Margaritas in the freezer.

Ash(leigh) and I have two other ladies here and we've been alternating skinny dips in the pool with shivering on the shore, Not to worry, there MAY be "warming exercises later, should we not overeat. Overdrinking will be no impediment

Beau, I will do some research on "Granny sex". A little prior planning can't hurt.

Love to all, and now for a Margarita (made from scratch, with real Mexico-grown limes!)

Yo! Landa! (Who, me?)

Alive and still thirty-something in San Antonio

PS: There is a 19 year-old girl whom I met at, of all things, a skeet shooting and BBQ party, who had a bit much to sip AFTER the guns were cased and tried to kiss me, in private, thank God, then cried a little. We have a lunch date scheduled to talk about life. If something more comes of it...well, WOW! Ash(leigh) sez it's OK with her and she won't insist on sharing. Riiiight!

Y.

[Beau Geste (imported)]

Yoli--

Since you're a genuine Spaniard, what's your recipe for gazpacho? Any recipes we've tried at our house, we had to heat them up to make the stuff taste good. Or maybe we just aren't tuned into cold or room-temperature soups.

[homptydumpty (imported)]

mmmm. cold soup.!

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli--

Since you're a genuine Spaniard, what's your recipe for gazpacho? Any recipes we've tried at our house, we had to heat them up to make the stuff taste good. Or maybe we just aren't tuned into cold or room-temperature soups.

Beau,

You've selected the wrong Spaniard! Actually, I don't make the stuff. I just slice cucumbers to drop on top of the stuff my aunt makes in huge batches almost every Sunday AM or Saturday night. I just show up with a container and beg at the back door. I like it well enough, and it's truly nice for Sunday brunch (although it was served later today, as a prep dish for the kebabs.)

With the weather so unseasonably kewl, I kinda thought we should have tried to keep it preserved until a warmer day.

Speaking of cold soups; One of our female, errrr, "friends" makes a watermelon soup that is very nice for brunch around our pool on sultry late mornings, although it is not the restorative that gazpacho is when one is still semi-drunk.

The kebabs, by the way, were wonderful. How likely is it you'll find four females who love chicken livers? When you grill them as you eat them, sort of like a fondue thing, and they are wrapped in bacon, alternated with jumbo shrimp (or lobster cubes!) and marinated in various stuff...Wowser! A nice cold import brewski, served in frozen mugs, and life is good!...Burp!

For dessert, after an hour to recover and a short swim, we had a fantastic German-recipe cheesecake with a double shot of Chambord (French Raspberry liqeur) over it...OMG!

Understandably, no one was interested in Sapphic *endeavo(u)r so we put the other two ladies to bed, avec a g'night kiss and caress, in a guest room in the "Big House" and Ash(leigh) and I have repaired to the carriage house, wherein we dwell...by choice. She's comatose and I'm frightfully near so. I can always discern this by noting that my language becomes rather high-toned. I seem to be overtaken by the spirit of Samuel Pepys or one of his ilk at such moments as this. At least all those English Lit. classes had some effect.

And so to bed.

I remain, Your Humble Scribe.

Lady Y.

Woman of Mystery

*Hompty, the (u) is for you loyal subjects of HRM, Queen Elizabeth. God Bless Her!

[truly committed (imported)]

i dont think having sex with a women over 40 is considered granny sex, thats like m.i.l.f....

[JeffEunuch (imported)]

My own experience is that hardly anyone has ever noted my empty sac. An American friend says that Canadians are just far too discreet to say anything.

My BF really gets off on playing with the empty sac, and to the extent others have noticed, it's the same. They really get off on it.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

&%$^$%!~traffic!

Had to go some pick up some doofus at the airport and run him downtown to my office's "guest suite" on the RiverWalk. The dweeb was semi-blitzed when he got off the airplane and must have put his sweaty paw on my leg a dozen times on the way downtown. Then he invited me for a drink at the hotel bar...being a vixen, I accepted. Then he suggested I might like to have a view of the river from the balcony of the suite...I declined.

And so the life of a good girl goes.

Anyway...

Jeffikins, may I have just a tiny peek at your empty baggie-poo?

Well, maybe not a good idea 'cause Barry's empty baggie might become jealous.

Thanks just the same.

Dinnah is served, according to Ash(leigh). Tonight's bill of fare includes Caesar Salad, thin sliced rare sirloin, steamed broccoli, rice pilaf, French bread avec beurre, and Mint Ice Cream for 'zert. No wine for me...too much "weekend"...just some brisk iced tea with lime and Splenda.

Well, time to indulge. Pray for my waistline.

Love to the vast majority of you

[truly committed (imported)]

miss-when you post im always thinking *am i missing something here?* who is this lady ! ! ! ?

[kristoff]

miss-when you post im always thinking *am i missing something here?* who is this lady ! ! ! ?

Who is this masked hero(ine)? Doth she wear the mark of Zorro? Or Zeppo? The Ides of March are past, so we're safe that way! Could it merely be a very friendly afficianado hanging (eeek - what's hanging.....) about these bits er parts for a while? Ah, the adventures of FUBG and crew, always entertaining...