Paolo, you are keeping me awake at night ...

[Kangan (imported)]

I have a CIA sponsored UFO full of aliens ready to take you to Mars.

[kristoff]

All this over a few smashed pumpkins, or a burning bag of poop on someone's front step? Damn, busted myself.

[A-1 (imported)]

Those anti-psychotics were placebos. Your doctor is an author here.



A-1 is still spinning from the great azalea heist some years ago. That, and the vengeful ghosts from the old hospital building that was torn down. Rumor is that he's called an exorcist to rid him of the spirit of a teenage boy who was to have his tonsils removed, but A-1 - having partied a bit the night before the surgery - misread the surgical notes and removed another set of organs that starts with the letter "T". The young man then later jumped out the 8th floor window, and has been following A-1 around since.

Yes,

How did you know that I have a collection of adolescent THYROID glands?

[dingbat (imported)]

Look, pardon me chaps and chapesses, but my initial post was entirely serious. You all seem to have become tangential queens!

I am currently hiding out in Sapient's back garden, up a gum tree.

There isn't a Lada, a Skoda or even a Moskvitch in sight. Sapient is out prowling the streets with his water pistol and, when he returns, he occasionally remembers to bring me cucumber sandwiches. Not nearly often enough though.

Moroccan Red has gone to ground (some say he's on holiday Las Vegas but I think that's just a dirty rumour).

Hi

s two sidekicks, Malcolm and Juanita,

have just had a civil partnership ceremony at Knightsbridge Register Office.

Paolo is pretending it's nothing at all to do with him and, as for A-1, well he's taking 'laconic style' to new levels.

So, here I remain, up a gum tree, with only occasional sandwiches to munch upon. I feel a bit as though I'm an extra in 'Whistle Down the Wind' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whistle_Do ... %28film%29) only I'm not Jesus and nobody thinks I am!!

Please start taking this thread more seriously...

[Paolo]

A-1, that girl in radiology I know keeps me informed of ALL your actions there. Lately it's not been too good though. You just CAN'T hire a good stalker these days. It's even harder getting the Storm Troopers through customs.

[truly committed (imported)]

um..........

i have a confession to make, im listening to lionel ritchie (the commodores, still).....

lovely song, later for that death metal

[dingbat (imported)]

um..........

i have a confession to make, im listening to lionel ritchie (the commodores, still).....

lovely song, later for that death metal

I wouldn't concern yourself about Lionel, I'm currently listening to Verka Serdyuchka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHR491s3iSw). Verka is helping me to find a way out of this tree I'm stuck in.

PS I LOVE Verka, I'm possibly the only person on the planet who posses every CD that Verka has ever churned out. Possibly this is the reason that I'm in need of anti-psychotics, perhaps I was a little previous in blaming Paolo.