A Google search proved pretty useless. I even tried Turbo10 (that well known search engine of the underbelly of the www!) - nuffink, nada, nil, zilch.
The NYPD were all out to lunch when I rang. The Floridian PD were busy giving advice to CSI: Miami. The Texans were all putting coins in their electric meters. As for the Georgians, well, they were stupendously helpful until I mentioned your name, they then asked me for the 'codeword'. I opted to guess and said 'halloween', they hung up on me. And, as for the Colombians, well they weren't helpful at all, unless you include the fact that they offered me a free vacation if I would agree to meet some man at Heathrow airport and 'help him with his luggage'.
So, it's all been most unsatisfactory. I am developing a nervous tic of a personal nature, which runs the risk of getting me into all kinds of trouble.
I think there's every chance that I shall soon be diagnosed with an obsessive disorder.
As most of you will know by now, it must be clear from my postings on the EA, I am a small-minded, fairly bigotted person, I consider Fred Phelps amongst my closest personal friends. I left the Southern Baptists because they were waaay too liberal (but that's really another story!)
The point is, I clearly have enormous problems, that much must be clear for all to see.
My question to you is this:
Would you knowingly add to my neuroses by refusing to clarify the 'halloween' incident? Of course, it may well still be sub judice, in which case, pm it to me!
Come on, come on, I can't wait much longer. There are others here who know the truth (don't think I'm unaware of that), they, too, have remained strangely silent.
I've got two choices really. I can hold my breath and risk possible death if you don't choose to enlighten me (which could, in itself, be quite an exciting experience), or I can begin taking the anti-psychotics prescribed to me today by my doctor...
Over to you ...
