I forgot to notice what your age actually but I'll assume you're over 21.
I wish you a happy birthday because:
It's a good reason to celebrate and drink your beer.
You're funny in chat and give us reason to laugh.
You came to my aid vcr/dvd wise
You write great stories for the EA.
I've met you in person and you're actually real.
But most of all, I wish you happiness because you deserve it.
You're my friend