Wabbits

[kristoff]

A pretty, dainty little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

[kristoff]

Kristoff. Where did you get that Krucifix? H.

It is a Last Rites Crucifix. Ditched the back part and the palm frond, drank the holy water, etc. Got it for 50 cents at the annual church garage sale at the Incarnation Church.

[JesusA (imported)]

drank the holy water

Now, with what did you dilute the Holy Water??? Bourbon? Rum? Gin? You know you shouldn't drink it straight.

[Paolo]

The water is even holier when the Sister walks on it.

[JesusA (imported)]

The water is even holier when the Sister walks on it.

Or passes it?

[numnuts (imported)]

Were the scars bad from where the holy water burned you?

[kristoff]

Were the scars bad from where the holy water burned you?

I burned it - I can burn boiling water.

[kristoff]

Now, with what did you dilute the Holy Water??? Bourbon? Rum? Gin? You know you shouldn't drink it straight.

Virgin Holy Water? I use it to sanitize the Canadian Whisky