Blond Cowboy

[Sara (imported)]

A sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"The cowboy replies, "Well, it's like this, Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her and I did." "We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did..." "Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did..." "Then she pulls off her underwear and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did..." "Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says, 'Now go to town, Cowboy...'" "So here I am."

[A-1 (imported)]

Must have been one of YOLI's S&M buddies...

No kidding, she trains 'em like that. With no balls, sex is obviously not what he considered first...

...So, did the sheriff ever find her?

[numnuts (imported)]

The Cowboy should have requested a trial by Jury.

[kristoff]

The Cowboy should have requested a trial by Jury.

His attorney would have had to argue mental illness or retardation, perhaps. Perhaps blond would be sufficient (overkill maybe)?

[A-1 (imported)]

His attorney would have had to argue mental illness or retardation, perhaps. Perhaps blond would be sufficient (overkill maybe)?

...are you trying to tell us he's NUTS?

Well, obviously...no nuts...

...could there have been a 'hung jury'?

...waddy ya mean 'hung'? ...smile when you say that, pilgrim...