R U Democrat Republican or Texan?

[Studlover (imported)]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following

Question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your

Wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife

Comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

Screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,

And charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do

You

Do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

What does the law say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,

And what kind of message does

This send to society and to my children?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

Content j us t to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day

And make this happier, healthier street that would

Discourage such behavior.

Republican's Answer:

BANG

Texan's Answer: *

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

[Riverwind (imported)]

Funny stuff, but you know, if someone was coming at my ex-wife and kids, I would blow his ass away. I am a Democrat.

River