I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids!

[Studlover (imported)]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.........

A guy walks into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman wave at

him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

where he knows her from. So he finally says, "Do you know me?" To which

she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies

watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's History

teacher."

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Three cheers for teachers!!!!!! --FLO--