Dubya in Heaven

[Studlover (imported)]

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells

him, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people

will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove you're Albert Einstein?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and then asks, "Can I have a blackboard

and some chalk?" Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk

instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe, in arcane mathematics and

symbols, his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.

"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with

just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "You are definitely the

great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his

head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity.

How can you prove yours?"

Dubya looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

[Riverwind (imported)]

Yep thats George but you can go to hell.

River

[Studlover (imported)]

Yep thats George but you can go to hell.

River

*I* can go to hell? (Studlover looks around and wonders what he did)?

SL

[A-1 (imported)]

*I* can go to hell? (Studlover looks around and wonders what he did)?

SL

Well, for starters, you had St. Peter let Dubya in Heaven and now there is liable to be a War and Dubya will want God to build a fence to keep the Mexicans out of Heaven...

I am surprised that you did not realize this...



A-1

[Studlover (imported)]

Well, for starters, you had St. Peter let Dubya in Heaven and now there is liable to be a War and Dubya will want God to build a fence to keep the Mexicans out of Heaven...

I am surprised that you did not realize this...



A-1

*I* had St. Pete let Dubya in Heaven? Hey! I am just the Historian. I record the events!

Studlover

[kristoff]

*I* had St. Pete let Dubya in Heaven? Hey! I am just the Historian. I record the events!

Studlover

Well, we do understand that sometimes less than scrupulous folks do re-write history - and support staff and the lunatic fringe for dubya not only know this well, they know HOW to do it well. That is not to say that you are on W's staff, Stud - we know better. We also realize that your report above is more like the student of history relaying newly discovered information in a report - doesn't necessarily make it true until confirmed by another source! Can anyone else verify W in heaven? Or is it a misprint? Or more likely, some type of oxymoron (emphasis on moron)?

[A-1 (imported)]

*I* had St. Pete let Dubya in Heaven? Hey! I am just the Historian. I record the events!

Studlover

OOOHH KEYYY,

Well, I just supposed that this was all fictional...

...Studlover, did you see this in a dream...?

...Is it history or a premonition?

Shall we now change your name to "Nostra-studlover?





A-1

[JesusA (imported)]

Well, we do understand that sometimes less than scrupulous folks do re-write history - and support staff and the lunatic fringe for dubya not only know this well, they know HOW to do it well.

At least they like to think that they do it well. If you go to the White House web site and watch the video they have posted there of the president's May 1, 2003 speech on the aircraft carrier, the "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" sign has mysteriously disappeared. One part of history has simply ceased to exist!

[Studlover (imported)]

OOOHH KEYYY,

Well, I just supposed that this was all fictional...

...Studlover, did you see this in a dream...?

...Is it history or a premonition?

Shall we now change your name to "Nostra-studlover?





A-1

Well, history is easily rewritten. But there is no way I could be on W's staff because I didn't become an Evangelical Christian and *my* hypocrisy is not based on any Right Wing theological concepts.

However, W did take JEZZZUSS as his Saviour, so according to Evangelical theology that automatically puts W in Heaven.

As for St. Pete, he just follows orders from the Big Guy. I don't think he wants to lose his position....too cushy.

Studlover

[Riverwind (imported)]

Ok, OK, let dubba in heaven as long as the rest of us can be somewhere else. Studlover I am so glad you took that the right way. I am so glad I am part of such a great group of people.

Thanks StudLover, keep them coming

River