Foley-gate

[JesusA (imported)]

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!"

The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO TO HELL!!!!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Yup..that cinches it...I'm going to hell.

[colin (imported)]

IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO TO HELL!!!!

This IS hell and you are our punishment!

LOl

[Blaise (imported)]

Hell is better than I thought it might be.

[tugon (imported)]

At least we will have enough fire for our barbecue.

[Dave (imported)]

I liked this joke.

But then, I'm alread damned...

[kristoff]

I repeated it to a couple of priests I know down at the Basilica on Saturday evening. One of them just looked up and said,"I guess I just better not let anyone see mine!"

[Studlover (imported)]

I liked this joke.

But then, I'm alread damned...

Dave, same here. According to some members of the EA, I am already damned for gleefully rubbing my hands over the Haggard scandal. Glad to know that some members of the EA are God!

I will remember to be bowing to them next time I pray, whenever that occurs!

Studlover

[Riverwind (imported)]

See thats the thing with hell, everybody wants to go and thats a good thing, we can all party there with our friends.

River

See you there.

[Studlover (imported)]

See thats the thing with hell, everybody wants to go and thats a good thing, we can all party there with our friends.

River

See you there.

Hell is going to be very crowded. I wonder what pizza franchises are down there?

Studlover