Husband watching football on TV

[HairyHarry (imported)]

A husband is at home, watching a football game, when his wife interrupts,

"Darling, could you fix the light in the hallway?"

"It's been flickering for weeks now."

He look at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have ELECTRICIAN written on my forehead?" "I don't think so!"

Then the wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door?" "It won't close properly."

To which he replies, "Fix the fridge door?" "Does it look like I have REPAIRMAN written on my forehead?" "I don't think so!"

"You could at least fix the steps to the front door, they are about to break."

"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps." "Does it look like I have HANDYMAN written on my forehead?" "I don't think so!" "I've had enough of you, I'm going out for a drink!!!!"

So he goes out, and drinks for a couple of hours....................................

He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks to the house he notices that the steps are fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working, and when he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Darling", he asks, "How did all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried.". Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.

He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was, either go to bed with him, or bake him a cake.

He said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied, "Hellooooo, do you see PASTRY CHEF written on my forehead?" "I don't think so!"