Rudolph loses his balls

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HairyHarry (imported)
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Rudolph loses his balls

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It isn't just his nose that has thrust Rudolph the Cavendish Square reindeer into the spotlight this year.

The plastic reindeer, a prominent part of the Claremont, Cape Town, mall's Christmas decorations, caused a stir because of his golden testicles - so much so that he had to be castrated to protect shoppers' fragile sensibilities.

Following several complaints from customers, particularly parents, Cavendish Square managers decided Rudolph's equipment had to go.

They contacted Display House, the company that designed and made the decorations, and it duly unmanned the reindeer.

The company's general manager, Hein Conradie, said he had not been aware of Rudolph's not-so-private parts until being asked to castrate him.

The golden balls started life as innocent Christmas tree baubles and were stuck to one of the four reindeer used in the Cavendish display with Prestik.

The baubles were "fairly obvious" because of Rudolph's prominent placing in the display, and were "anatomically correct for an animal of that size", Conradie said. "They were about 40mm in diameter, but they weren't overly large."

Choosing festive season decorations for shopping centres could be a minefield, he said, and after 10 years he had concluded a conservative approach was best.

"Generally, we find it wiser to use sexless reindeer. Someone obviously decided to be more interesting this year."

Cape Town, South Africa (The Cape Argus):

http://www.joeha.com/wbndec132002.htm
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Hehe, now you can call him "Rudolph the red nose reinsteer" 😄
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thefraj (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:21 pm Hehe, now you can call him "Rudolph the red nose reinsteer" 😄

Very very funny! --FLO--
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Fraj, very good :D

The people need to get a life, go to Japan, see how the rest of the world lives.

River
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