Hillbilly vasectomy

[Kangan (imported)]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So Hershel, the husband, went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The vet told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy which could fix the problem, but it was expensive and had to be done in a big city clinic. A less costly alternative, said the vet, "would be to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the beer can up to your ear and count to 10."

After thinking for awhile Hershel said, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, doc, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the vet.

So Hershel goes home, lights a cherry bomb and put it in an empty beer can. He holds this beer can up to his ear and he begins to count:

1....2....3....4....5 . . . .

During the pause, Hershel places the empty beer can between his legs and resumes counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works well in Arkansas, Florida, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Mexico, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, along with Virginia and West Virginia.