Suprise Gift in the Mail

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MacTheWolf (imported)
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Suprise Gift in the Mail

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This is not a joke but I thought it fit in here and would be seen by all.

Today, I received a present via the post office. It was sent to me from our very own Jesus. Who ever knew he was as perverted as me? Inside were two items:

The first was a card which read, "A small gift from Toad and IE (of course) with the assistance of the entire crew. Use it in good health."

The second thing in the box was my very own "blow-up sheep" complete with sound device to make it "baaaaaa."

What to say to close friends that send you a blow-up sheep that bleats. I'd wager A-1 could think of something funny.

No, I haven't blown it up yet. It might prove difficult to explain to my slightly senile mother why I was sent a sheep. LOL

I'd better wait till she goes to bed. 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Re: Suprise Gift in the Mail

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Q: What do they call a cloned sheep in {insert nationality to be slurred}

A: Dinner and a date
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