New Disease?

[A-1 (imported)]

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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[Sac_mec (imported)]

It's very serious A-1 isn't it? Deadly as we've seen. I hope a vaccine or some good East and West Coast pluralism can stop it in its tracks, both at the mid-terms and when the next Presedentials occur.

Otherwise the outlook looks more than serious, doesn't it?

[A-1 (imported)]

The deadlier form has mutated from Gonorrhea Lectim and is called Gonnolect Summum justlickem (pronounced "Gonna elect someone just like him")

I am afraid that the more Liberal the country gets the faster this is going to spread. It is accompanied symptomatically by special sorts of dreams that are broadly classified as "Night Terrors" and are specificially classified as "Killaterror Est".

This semi-stuporous state will cause even the calmest person to sink into temporary madness and to kill as many people as they can find that are different from them. Especially agitating to this psychic condition is anybody with white gauze or bandages wrapped around their heads.

:-\

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(It's A J-O-K-E!)