Old Computer Joke

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

One weekend in the future, a group of computer geeks and philosophers were arguing about the existence of god. Not being able to come to a consensus, they decided to put the question to their interactive voice computer. The computer weighed the problem for several minutes and said, "I don't have the capacity to seek out and analyze every religious text or philosophical debate ever held on the subject.

The group decided to build a better and bigger computer. Years later they had amassed an interactive voice system one hundred yards tall, wide and deep. Again, the computer was asked, "Is there a god" and yet again the answer was not forth coming with the computer saying it would have to decipher every language of every people on earth who may have had a deity for the past five thousand years.

Finally, a decade later scientists, computer experts worldwide and represenatives from every known existing faith were all gathered in New York City to ask their new computer a question. This new thinking machine was located on the moon and stood one mile high, one mile wide and had a breadth of almost two miles.

Surely, the assembled parties thought this monstrocity could answer literally any question known by mankind. The president of the assembly asked this computer the question: "Is there a god."

Hesitating only a few seconds, the giant computer replied:

"There is one now."

[Riverwind (imported)]

and a whole host of demi-gods, my ex-wife for one.

River

[A-1 (imported)]

Hmmm,

Do Demi (http://www.bestsexycelebs.com/demi_moore/pictures/1.jpg)-Goddesses count?

A-1

[JesusA (imported)]

Even Moore if they're named "Demi".

[tugon (imported)]

Even Moore if they're named "Demi".

I would be more likely to prey to "Demi's" boy god Ashton.

[A-1 (imported)]

tugon,

you are incorrigible... :shakemitk



A-1