It's All How You Say It!

[Studlover (imported)]

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the

Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor? "

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well

Over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is

there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me...

under your robe perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie"

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to

declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you

Have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a

woman, which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father... Next!"

[Riverwind (imported)]

This was great

I loved it.

Think I will send this one on for others. http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif

River