Embarrassing Moments

[EricaAnn (imported)]

A young beautiful blond is pulled over for speeding along one of Illinois's interstate highways. As the state trooper approaches her car, she puts the window down, smiles very nicely at him and says "I bet you want to sell me some tickets to the Illinois State Trooper's Ball?" The trooper's response to her comment was "Sorry lady, Illinois troopers don't have balls". After giving a moment's consideration to what he just said, he put his ticket book back into his pocket, got back into his car and drove off.

Needless to say, the young women was laughing so hard she couldn't get her car started.

[Paolo]

When I was a little kid, my mom got pulled over by a State cop. As he bent down to look in the window, she grabbed his necktie and pulled him into the car. It turned into a soft-core porn scene from there. They exchanged phone numbers. He came over to the house that night. I think I was 4 or 5. It was so embarrassing. He never did give her a ticket and I was sent over to a friend's house to play that evening.