In the Tradition of Robby and Studlover

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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 6 billion people unbelievably happy."

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[Robby (imported)]

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Too much A-1!

Here is another one...

Dear Friends and Relatives:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you.

George W. Bush Monument. Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

[Studlover (imported)]

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Too much A-1!

Here is another one...

Dear Friends and Relatives:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you.

George W. Bush Monument. Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

Robby, thanks for remembering me in posting this joke. You have no idea how much I needed this today and haven't stopped laughing.

Studlover

[A-1 (imported)]

Robby, thanks for remembering me in posting this joke. You have no idea how much I needed this today and haven't stopped laughing.

Studlover

Why,...

You're welcome!



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[Studlover (imported)]

Why,...

You're welcome!



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Meant to say A-1, thank you.

Studlover

[Riverwind (imported)]

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Robby, that was a gem,

Thank you both

River

[A-1 (imported)]

Why,

You are ALL welcome.

Just get me a sensible Democrat to vote for so we won't have to go through 4 more years of this after the next Presidential election.

And DUMP the Three Stooges (http://www.slate.com/id/2137731/) while you are at it.

:shakemitk

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