Measurements

[Studlover (imported)]

KOOL~~ measurements:~~SMILE

IT IS CONTAGIOUS

Metric Conversions and Other Goofy Measures

* 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microScope.

* Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1

bananosecond.

* Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour?

= Knotfurlong,

* 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling (yes, kids, a rod is

a measure).

* Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon.

* 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz,

* Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower.

* Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line.

* 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone.

* 14. 2 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles.

* 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle.

* 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds.

* 52 cards? = 1 decacards.

* 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton,

* 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen.

* 10 rations? = 1 decoration.

* 100 rations? = 1 C-ration.

* 2 monograms? = 1 diagram.

* 4 nickels? = 2 paradigms.

* 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University

Hospital? = 1 IV League

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Yes, Studlover, I do believe the above joke wins you the "Andrew Award" for May. Congratulations

[Studlover (imported)]

Yes, Studlover, I do believe the above joke wins you the "Andrew Award" for May. Congratulations

I 've waited for years to win that award. I lost to Andrew last year and came in 2nd place.

Wonder if Riverwind concurs?

Studlover