On the way he bought a bucket and an anvil at the hardware store. He also picked up a couple of chickens and a goose at the feed store/livestock dealer. However, he now had a problem - how to carry all his purchases home. While trying to figure it out he is approached by a little local gay guy, "Can you tell me how to get to 35 Hotel Street?" Well as a matter of fact, "the biker says, " I live close by at Bishop Executive Center. I would walk you home but I can't carry this stuff."
The guy replied: " Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, grab the bucket with one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
Wow, thanks a lot," says the biker and they began to walk. On the way he says, " I know a short cut down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The local gay guy eyed him cautiously and said, " I am a little local guy, while you are young and strong. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my pants and fuck the hell out of me?"
The young man said, "Holy smokes, man I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The little local gay said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
