Some laughs, especially those who have cats! (Andrew)

[Studlover (imported)]

Some laughs to start your day, especially those who have cats!

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.

They turned on a night light, turned on the phone

answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put

the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a

taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front

door to leave their house. The cat they had put out

into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because she

always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the

taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The

cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver

to know the house will be empty for the night. She

explains to the driver that her husband will be out

soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my

mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the

cab."Sorry I took so long", he says as they drive

away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to

poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!

She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck.

Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from

scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass

downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...