Why Doi People Say or Do the Darnedest Things...

[Robby (imported)]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know

where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch

when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room

for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the

channel manually.

3. People say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".

Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people

do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. People say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I

paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a

choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then

there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then

there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. People say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest

damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come

yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Dave (imported)]

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

My TV is set on a shelf and the top of it is above eye level. All of the controls are on the top. If it wasn't for the remote I couldn't adjust the TV. That's why.

And the Cable box has its own remote and controls the channel.

They there is the Amplifier/tuner that has its remote to control the eight speaker sound.

Then there is the DVD remote to watch DVD's

I junked the VCR - it didn't ahve a Colorstream or HDMI output. But it did have remote too

I want to buy a juke box for 300 CD's that I have and that has a remote control

Is that enough remotes to get exersize?

[transgirl23ny (imported)]

4. People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people

do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

Either they say THAT, or they say "It's right were it belonged" Well if it belonged there, why didn't you check there FIRST, before tearing the house apart for it!?

[A-1 (imported)]

Some of the more creative televisions have an audible signal on the remote and a button on the television that you push to start the signal.

Vi calls the remotes "a man's thing". She gets irritated when I channel surf but I caught her doing it once and I didn't say anything.

It is how you get along with people, I guess.



A-1