Cats (for Andrew)

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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."

--Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

--Unknown

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."

--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."

--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."

--Anonymous

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."

--Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."

--Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."

--Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."

--Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."