Football FINALLY makes sense

[Studlover (imported)]

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

[JesusA (imported)]

At least football makes a little more sense than golf – a game where you chase a ball you hit yourself....

[Patient (imported)]

Golf is a game in which you put a ball about one inch in diameter on a ball about 7000 miles in diameter and then try to hit the little one without hitting the big one. That's a challenge!