A Texan's Guide To Life

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A Texan's Guide To Life

Never squat with yer spurs on.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.

Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is

probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'

somebody else's dog around.

Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad

judgment.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and

then to make sure it's still there.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back

in.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Finally, never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.