Coaches Retreat

[Studlover (imported)]

The coaches in St. Landry Parish went to a coaches retreat and to

save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with

coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad.

They decide it's not fair to make one of them stay with him the

whole time so they vote to take turns.

Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him and he come to breakfast the next

morning, hair a mess, eyes all blood-shot. They say, "Man, what

happen to you?" He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all

night."

The next night is coach Guidry's turn. In the morning, same thing,

hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They say, "Man, what happen

to you? You look awful!" He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the roof. I

watch him all night."

Third night, coach Doucet's turn. The next morning he comes to

breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning y'all." They can't

believe! They say, "Man, what happened?"

He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go and tuck Boudreaux into bed and kiss him good night. He

watch me all night long."