THIS JOKE IS BAD*** A Doctor stops at his favorite bar

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THIS JOKE IS BAD*** A Doctor stops at his favorite bar

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A Doctor stops at his favorite bar for a drink

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut

daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would

always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as

the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find

that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw

together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The

doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and

exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri,

doc."
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That really is awful....... To the Callahan room I say!!!

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Re: THIS JOKE IS BAD*** A Doctor stops at his favorite bar

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Hey, it's so bad, it's good.
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Yup...that cinches it...Studlover is a contender for the Andrew Award
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:32 am Yup...that cinches it...Studlover is a contender for the Andrew Award

Yeah, but I lost the last time. Slammr declared Andrew the winner, so I had to find something else. :)

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