Slight misunderstanding

[Patient (imported)]

A young mother, trying to break her little girl's bad habits, finally tells her, "If you don't stop biting your finger nails you'l get very, very fat!"

A couple days later the little girl seesa very pregnant woman in a grocery store, shakes her finger at her and says, "I know what you've been doing!"

[lilac (imported)]

Well Patient, that was cute...made me laugh... *giggles*

thanks, Lilac (your chatroom flower)

[caviman001 (imported)]

that was good made me laugh, and everyone i told it to

[Robby (imported)]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think."

One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."

The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."

Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said: "You thought......... but you're wrong.

So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"

And the old man said: "I thought It was a fart........... but I was also wrong."

[caviman001 (imported)]

ha ha ha made me laugh, there was such a joke in the old carry on comedy films made in the uk in the 60.