Mid-Aged Man Marrys a Younger Woman

[Studlover (imported)]

PM, a middle-aged businessman. took a young woman half his age as his

wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a

nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy

his young bride.

His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was

well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle.

Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, PM visited the doctor to

get some advice.

"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to

my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"

The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a

professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having

intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and

ultimately satisfy her."

PM replied, "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."

Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him

know that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived

home.

"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you," she cooed over the

phone.

Undaunted, PM decided to follow the doctor's advice. But where? In the

office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in on him?

PM got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he

would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb underneath the truck

and pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and do the deed there.

A moment later, PM pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his

eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and began his

"therapy".

A few minutes later, just as PM was about to complete his therapy

session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping his eyes

tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said,

"Yes?"

"Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you are

doing, please?" said the officer.

"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," PM replied

confidently.

"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there. Your

truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."