The Revenge of a Successful Businessman

[Studlover (imported)]

Fenton, a successful businessman, flew to Vegas for the weekend to

gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a

quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could

just get to the airport he could get himself home.

Fenton went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab

waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie.Fenton

promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit

card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no

avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have

fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was

forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his

flight.

One year later Fenton, having worked long and hard to regain his

financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling

pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to

get a cab ride back to the airport.

Who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but

his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on

his luck. Fenton thought for a moment about how he could make the guy

pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

Fenton got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the

airport?" he asked. "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for

you to give me a blow job on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my

cab."

Fenton got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the

same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at

the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the

airport?" The cabbie replied, "fifteen bucks." Fenton said "OK" and

off they went.

As they drove slowly past the long line of cabs Fenton gave a big

smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.