Stating The Case: Love Is A State Capital Crime

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STATING THE CASE: LOVE IS A STATE CAPITAL CRIME

(A Fifty City Tour) Steve Nagle 2005

Some BOISE'll do anything, JEFFERSON CITY girl. They'll SALEM

anything they want to hear. They'll say, COLUMBIA, baby. I'm a

RICHMOND. ALBANY thing you want, HONOLULU. Come MONTPELIER clothes

off, baby. I just want TOPEKA your assets. I'm not talking about

LINCOLN up. Just a LITTLE ROCK and roll.

Most girls will say, PHOENIX on that! Your money don't mean

JACKSON. If everyone starts following that TRENTON, we'll all be

going to HELENA handbasket. DENVER looking at trouble, the kind of

trouble ATLANTA you in Jail. INDIANAPOLIS come. That's the LANSING I

need.

Besides, its SALT LAKE I need money. ANNAPOLIS all Eve used, and

she CONCORD the world. She knew love is a SACRAMENTO, yes. Anyway,

how do I know you won't just go OLYMIPIA?

BISMARK my words, you may think she's CHEYENNE all, but be

careful before you TALLAHASSE something like, Honey, I'm rich. CARSON

girls will say, you're rich? RALIEGH! PROVIDENCE! Come MONTGOMERY

money. COLUMBUS open that wallet, buddy. HARRISBURG is ready for you!

AUGUSTA moral of this story is, If you want real love, you've

got to be upfront, honest and FRANKFORT. Don't just SPRINGFIELD the

first one who falls head DOVER heels for you. Find someone who wants

to OKLAHOMA with you. CHARLESTON's of fish in the sea, and money

SAINT PAUL it PIERRE's to be.

JUNEAU, DES MOINES you try to be the BOSTON somebody, the

MADISON people get. It's not necessary to BATON ROUGE to somebody who

tries to boss you. That just makes it HARTFORD everybody. It ain't

NASHVILLE to act that way. SANTA FE-er, either. We all AUSTIN know

better.