the Mexican Earthquake

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the Mexican Earthquake

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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter

scale hit Mexico.

Two million Mexicans died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.
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Dave (imported) wrote: Sat May 14, 2005 11:58 am A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter

scale hit Mexico.

Two million Mexicans died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

Dave, That really hits hard at home. Living in South Texas (San Antonio) there's a lot more to that joke than meets the eye! (But I like it).

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mexicans taste better when rubbed with hot spices and olive oil.
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I know just were the government found them, California and Texas.

River from (born and raised in California, 12 years ago moved to the midwest.)

Wisconsin :)
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I'll have to taste some of the ones I know that way. Course they taste pretty good anyway you try them! :D

Yeah, but Sister you don't live here in South Texas like I do! I have the pick of the litter...hehehehe...and I have several from which to choose right here in my condominium...hehehhehe... :dong: :dong: :dong:

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