Sayings!

[Studlover (imported)]

A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it.

(In other words, if you screw it up, you can't fix it.)

A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the

real reason.

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside.

A stagnant science is at a standstill.

A theory is better than its explanation.

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by

blowing first.

A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without

getting nervous.

Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.

Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.

Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.) - Stafford Beer

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally

worthless.

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found

on the bench.

Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the

morning.

Aiming for the least common denominator sometimes causes division by zero.

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

All general statements are false; think about it.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

All generalizations are useless, including this one.

All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt

Disney

All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.

All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.

All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

All things being equal, all things are never equal.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.

Always hire a rich attorney.

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do

it.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.